Tape Wizard

Things I like: spaghetti, London, socks and hummus. I like the sun when it’s not in my eyes and my jeans to be tight my not so baggy. Informative IS a word and I want to have my own fountain. 21. In a relationship. Looking for friends and dog walkers. But I don’t have a dog. Do you think random things are funny? Cause I do. The other day I saw Kim Cattrall and she didn’t look slutty and I was disappointed. I like Scarlett Johansson, she’d be a good snog and I’d make her my bitch. Yes I like to listen to Green Day’s “International Superhits,” and I will always, ALWAYS think Blink 182 are funny. I have no sympathy for mopey, sad and miserable indie rockers. Cheer up, don’t waste good music. I hate, HATE fake enthusiasm. If you don’t like something, tell me. I like to sleep in my underwear. I have become a sports enthusiast: English Premiership Football. And that’s prem-ear, not pre-meer. And football, not soccer. Frank Lampard is a stud. I like truffles and Gardettos. Send them to me now. I live in London. You can find me.